Benjamin Franklin when the kite got struck by lightning
infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer
6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:
From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”
If Glee was still airing they would’ve done an episode where Kurt becomes a Drag Queen but gets rejected from RuPaul’s Drag Race so they cheer him up by doing a mash-up of Purse First and Thank U, Next
Makes u sad they cancelled glee huh
…does it?
